Guess i'm gonna be home for the whole day, so might as was use the time to blog. My mothers still not really talking to me and its just me-and-her- home-alone. gosh its terrible la.

Still yesterday and friday was really fun cos.. i was NOT at home-alone-with-her! ok. This is dumb and doesn't make sense la.

SO, anyways. I went swimming with JEREMY LEE SWEE HOCK on friday and it was the worst swimming experience la. My twit of a brother suggested we went to taopayoh's swimming complex and it was bloody, and i mean bloody pathetic. The first thing that greeted me as i passed the gates was ' CLEANING IN PROGRESS'.

Like what the hell man, the oylmpic pool was totally out of use that morning. That was only piss#1. So i had to swim in the stupid training pool. Piss#2, the pool's water tasted salty la. And that really sucked la i'll bet all those uncles pee in there lor. Piss#3 is actully quite funny la. Half an hour later, two unhot aunties SASHAYED down to the pool in unhot bikinies. one even had a scarf round her waist la.

So then they came into the water and auntie number one wanted to start swimming from directly opposite me la.

Like f*ck? stupid meh?

cos the width of the pool was really short, so if she started swimming opposite me we're gonna bloody hell langga each other la. I stared at her thru my goggles and my goggles are transparent so i'll bet she saw me doing that. after that she moved away. HAH

There's auntie numer two, and she's even funnier la.

Each time she finishes one round of the width she starts touching the boobs

(hers are really big man).

It's duper duper hilarious la, she uses her hands and cups her breast, actually i also dunno what the hell she trying to do la, the uncles there also like not damn interested lor.

So much for what happened at the pool.

Went to swensens for dinner to put back all the calories i lost in the moring.

I caught Randy smiling to the waitress man haha. We made a super big thing out of it la. That night was really fun la.